A priest is giving a sermon at a children’s mass.  He asked the kids, “What do you think would happen if the next time your parents asked you to do something, and you did it right away?”

A number of the students raised their hands.  One of them said “They’d be happy.”  Another one said “They’d be grateful.”

Then the priest walked up to another student who replied, “They’d ask you to go and do something else?”

– This really happened at a mass I was at, honest!