

One morning, an absent minded man kisses his wife goodbye as he’s leaving to go to work. The wife says to him, “Drive carefully honey, its rush hour.” “Don’t worry, I will,” he says. The wife sits down at the breakfast table and turns on the local morning news show. There’s a report about someone driving the wrong way on the freeway. Concerned for her husband, she calls him on the cell phone and says, “Honey, be extra careful! I was watching the news and there’s some guy out there driving the wrong way on the freeway!” The man says to her, “Yeah I know, only its not just one guy, its a whole bunch of them!”