Joke of the Day – 2.16.16

highway congestion photo
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One morning, an absent minded man kisses his wife goodbye as he’s leaving to go to work.  The wife says to him, “Drive carefully honey, its rush hour.”  “Don’t worry, I will,” he says.  The wife sits down at the breakfast table and turns on the local morning news show.  There’s a report about someone driving the wrong way on the freeway.  Concerned for her husband, she calls him on the cell phone and says, “Honey, be extra careful!  I was watching the news and there’s some guy out there driving the wrong way on the freeway!”  The man says to her, “Yeah I know, only its not just one guy, its a whole bunch of them!”

 

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