Today is Ash Wednesday, the start of Lent. Symbolized by the imprint of ashes on our forehead, to remind us that from dust we came, and to dust we will return. Somebody at the office: “I saw on the news, a place where people can get ashes in a drive-thru!” Me: “Well I guess the […]
A recent study published in a prestigious medical journal found that scientists cause cancer in mice! 0
Did you here the one about the Aggie who sold his car for gas money? 0
What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? “Shut the door, I’m dressing!” 0
An apple a day keeps the doctor away… …Especially if you have a good aim! – Soupy Sales, circa 1960 0
Lennin’s tomb is a communist plot. I made up this joke all by myself in 6th grade, honest! It couldn’t have been more than a week later, they said the same thing on the TV comedy show, Laugh In. I didn’t live anywhere near Burbank, CA and they didn’t have internet back then. I guess […]
If I had a nickle for every time a woman told me I was unattractive, I’d be rich enough to be attractive! 0
