Did you here the one about the Aggie who sold his car for gas money? 0

What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?   “Shut the door, I’m dressing!” 0

An apple a day keeps the doctor away…       …Especially if you have a good aim! – Soupy Sales, circa 1960 0

Lennin’s tomb is a communist plot. I made up this joke all by myself in 6th grade, honest!  It couldn’t have been more than a week later, they said the same thing on the TV comedy show, Laugh In.  I didn’t live anywhere near Burbank, CA and they didn’t have internet back then.  I guess […]

If I had a nickle for every time a woman told me I was unattractive, I’d be rich enough to be attractive! 0