On Valentine’s day morning a woman wakes up with a start and says to her husband, “Honey, I had the strangest dream. I dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?” He replied with a smile, “You’ll find out tonight!” That evening at dinner, the husband hands her a […]
One of life’s little pleasures is have the right tool when you need it. There are few things in life more annoying than getting immersed in a project only to find you need this or that to get the job done easily and effectively. Nine times out of ten I find a need for a […]
Got me a pet zebra. Named him spot. -Steven Wright 0
Once I went on an African safari. Shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know! – Groucho Marx 0
When is a door, not a door? When its a jar (ajar)! 0
Today is Ash Wednesday, the start of Lent. Symbolized by the imprint of ashes on our forehead, to remind us that from dust we came, and to dust we will return. Somebody at the office: “I saw on the news, a place where people can get ashes in a drive-thru!” Me: “Well I guess the […]
A recent study published in a prestigious medical journal found that scientists cause cancer in mice! 0
Did you here the one about the Aggie who sold his car for gas money? 0
What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? “Shut the door, I’m dressing!” 0
An apple a day keeps the doctor away… …Especially if you have a good aim! – Soupy Sales, circa 1960 0
