Joke of the Day – 2.13.16
Once I went on an African safari. Shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know! – Groucho Marx 0
Month: February 2016
Joke of the Day – 2.11.16
When is a door, not a door? When its a jar (ajar)! 0
Joke of the Day – 2.10.16
Today is Ash Wednesday, the start of Lent. Symbolized by the imprint of ashes on our forehead, to remind us that from dust we came, and to dust we will return. Somebody at the office: “I saw on the news, a place where people can get ashes in a drive-thru!” Me: “Well I guess the […]
Joke of the Day – 2.9.16
A recent study published in a prestigious medical journal found that scientists cause cancer in mice! 0
Joke of the Day – 2.8.16
Did you here the one about the Aggie who sold his car for gas money? 0
Joke of the day – 2.7.16
What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? “Shut the door, I’m dressing!” 0
Joke of the Day – 2.6.16
An apple a day keeps the doctor away… …Especially if you have a good aim! – Soupy Sales, circa 1960 0
St. Agatha of Sicily – Feb 5
Life and Martyrdom It is well documented that St. Agatha was martyred, and there was widespread veneration of her in the early church, but the rest of her life is obscured by the mists of time. Sources say she died in 251 or 253 A.D. in Catania, a city on the Italian island of Sicily […]
Joke of the Day – 2.5.16
Lennin’s tomb is a communist plot. I made up this joke all by myself in 6th grade, honest! It couldn’t have been more than a week later, they said the same thing on the TV comedy show, Laugh In. I didn’t live anywhere near Burbank, CA and they didn’t have internet back then. I guess […]
What’s in a name?
Happy Name Day to my beloved wife! May you have many, many more my love! Poland has been solidly Catholic for centuries, so it stands to reason that people there celebrate the feast day of the saint that bears their name. It is so ingrained in the culture that Name Day serves as the equivalent […]